CHICAGO, IL.- Being a Fast Food SuperHeroe doesn't come without its share of problems, the Wiener Girls discovered last Friday, August 6. The two Superheroes who selflessly support the City of Chicago had their Buns bumped out on the Street, by the Institution the Museum of Contemporary Art of Chicago.

Their Agents having previously received clearance by the MCA that their Girls could conduct crucial research for their WIENERSURVEY on the steps of the cold hearted establishment's outside stairs, the Wiener Girls embarked on their quest for information on the evening of August 6, 1999. The Contemporary Museum was holding an "After Hours Event" sposored by the Lincoln Town Car, which was open from 6:00 p.m. until 10:00 p.m. After collecting a mere seven surveys, the Wiener Girls were met with an abrupt and anally retentive termination of their important work. Evidentally misinformation was given out from the Museum to the Wieners, yet no apologies were made, and the Wiener Girls were forcibly kicked off the premises.

"I think the man who spoke to us wasn't feeling well, as he was shaking uncontrollably." said Minky.

The MCA representatives also asked for a questionaire, and when the Wiener Girls tried to give them the Wiener Girls Commenorative Pin (the customary exchange for the Survey), the MCA's people declined. The Wiener Girls told the Representatives that they would like to go inside and see the "Art", and were told that they must put all research materials away, which the Wiener Girls did.

Once inside the Gala affair, the Wiener Girls quickly made friends with a young Couple of Wiener lovers. After asking the Girls many questions, the Couple asked the girls if they had a website, at which point and Bunny proceeded to hand the Couple a business card, which at a party is not a criminal offense. At that point the uncontrollable shaking man whisked into them room and whisked the Wiener Girls out the door.

The Wiener Girls had a mere six business cards total on their bodies at the time of interrogation and dismissal. We think this is a discriminatory act on the part of the Bougeouis and Art Snotty museum of Contemporary Art. The Wiener Girls feel that they treated were unfairly, as no Businessmen exchanging business cards were escorted out the door. The Wiener Girls more importantly, felt that they were treated rudely by a bunch of uptight, conservatives representing the upper class and calling themselves the Art World.

"It's obvious, what you're doing," the shaking man said, "Promoting, whatever it is you're promoting."

Obviously the Museum of Contemporary Art wishes only to have Fine Art hanging on it's walls, and not be walking, talking paying, and membership owning works of Art.

If you want to tell the Museum of Contemporary Art your comments about the Wiener Girls being kicked out on their buns, PLEASE do so. Their address is www.mcachicago.org/MCA/contactus.html