Part Two: The Police Report

POLICE REPORT FROM THE CITY OF CHICAGO

OFFENSE: Theft

DATE OF OCURRANCE: 09/24/98

BEAT OF OCCUR.: 2323

NAME: Wiener's Circle

HOME ADDRESS: 2622 N. Clark St.

OCCUPATION: Hot Dogs

VICTIM REL CODE: 24

NO. WIT.: 2

DISCOVERED: Wiener Girls, Bunny, Minky

DESCRIBE THE PROPERTY IN NARRATIVE: OTHER: T, $100,000

NARRATIVE: Event #00120 Witnesses relate that sometime during the above listed dates and times, a "Priceless work of Art", a portrait with two extremely happy women Bobbing for Wieners. Featuring Bunny with a mini wienie in mouth, and Minky with 3 full size Wieners in mouth, and the Bobbing for Wieners Bucket.

FLASH MESSAGE SENT: Yes

DATE INVEST. COMPLETED TIME: 2 October 98 0100

The Wiener Girls would like to thank the City of Chicago and their fine Police Department for their continued interest in the this historical crime. The Wiener Girls applaud officer Alonzo for his dedication.
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